WHO USES THE INSERT KEY?!?!?!

My cat knocked over a cup of water on my desk sometime last night. If I had caught it immediately, I think it would have been okay. I've done shit like that before. As it is, I didn't see it until hours later and by then my keyboard had shorted out.

Oh well, it was a cheap piece of shit anyhow.

So I go and buy a new keyboard this evening. YAY! I only spent like $30 on it, but it's quite nice for the price. It's a Logitech, it's black, it has all those fancy buttons along the top that do all sorts of shit that I'll probably never end up using :teehee and it's VERY quiet, but has that nice soft clicky feel that I love.

The thing I love most .... it has no INSERT key above the DELETE key. WOO HOO! I tell ya, the INSERT key pisses me off like a pair of badly chafing panties. WHO THE FUCK USES THE INSERT KEY? Nobody, that's who. You hit it by mistake and then you're typing over things you don't want to be typing over and if you're not one of those people who stares at your screen the entire time you're typing, you don't notice it right away and then you're like "SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK .... GOD DAMNIT!"

Yeah, if you're one of those people who uses the INSERT key .....