You should roll a toon on Icecrown with us and name him Pigfoot. Hopefully you'll be able to hide from 'the man' before they change your name.

/strokes piggins chest hair
You know honestly that always kinda freaked me out ROFL
God, I haven't said that since a Plane of Time raid in Triadica.
If you played EQ1 with me please feel free to stroke my chest wig.
