The Magic Frog

One time I found a magic frog, but I didnt find out he was magic unill after I smashed him with my shoe.

I could tell he was magic, cuz instead of blood and guts inside there were tiny unicorns that burst out singing songs of joy and fortune.

I wasn't expecting that to happen though, and it startled me, so I smashed them too.

Nothing burst out of the tiny unicorns, they just made a squish sound.

The end.