Bloody Mary and other tales for a dark night.

$7.98 at barnes and nobles.


This book is giving me those giggly nervous scares. He's taken all the wive's tales and rewritten them with pretty good twist endings.

The Ear Wick.

Everyone's heard of the story of the man who somehow gets this teeny tiny little ear wick that gets in his ear and can't travel backwards, so it goes straight thru his head onto the side and he lives.

Only it laid eggs.

This guy's version of the story is hilarious yet scary. It's told by the Doctor and friend of who's going to get the ear wick. This doctor procures the ear wick and decides to kill him since he's fucking his wife. He's the family doctor so he misleads the hospital as to what it is that's killing him. He, in fact, is able to squish the little bugger as it falls out of his friend's ear at his death bed.

So the man dies, the doctor gets to fuck the beautiful widow and ends up being attacked and killed by the weird monster ear wick thing the buddy turns into. He busts out of the coffin and everything =D Good stuff.