DAY 3: Mafia Hit "NOT YO CHEESE"
Someone in this scene will be killed by cheese.
Danibot Moonwalkerson milled around the buffet, casually sampling the plethora of foods laid out before him. He moved from some strange seafood dish from a backwater planet to a bowl full of something very red and very spicy. Upon taking a bite, he realized that he had made a huge mistake, and his mouth was quite literally on fire. He ran screaming in the opposite direction, and bowled over another diner in his rush to get at a large tea display. This tea was made from tea leaves grown on Bobicon VII, honey harvested from the giant man-licking bees Errodux III, and the tears of orphans. It put out the fire in his mouth quite well, and he was able to survey his new surroundings. He had somehow managed to end up in the far end of the buffet hall, far away from the crowds of diners. The food out here was only for the… adventurous.
This is not the tale of Danibot Moonwalkerson, though. It is the tale of Roz Hartmann, who somehow managed to die to cheese. Danibot was just a completely innocent and totally random bystander, who had absolutely nothing to do with Roz’s gruesome and horrible murder. She was discovered shortly after by Danibot, face down and drowned in a large bowl of Arcturan Mega-Donkey Nacho Cheese located in the extreme back corner of the giant hall. It was unclear whether she had been forcibly held under and drowned, or if she had merely decided that that would be the most pleasant way to go. It was a tough call, but either way, she was most definitely dead, and not a very pretty sight.

