I haven't belched like that since...

whew. Christmas?

I've basically given up colas... but I can drink caffeine-free.

So with lunch today - a chicken cheesesteak with bacon and mushrooms - I got a caffeine-free Pepsi.

Keep in mind, I don't generally (okay never) revel in manly-disgusting bodily functions but...

Boy did I enjoy it.

And wow. That belch? Rattled windows. 4.3 on the richter scale. Coulda put a jackhammer on mah bellah and not needed the pneumatics for a full five seconds.

And dammit, it was good.