A Christmas Funny From My Mom

Kinda corny but some of you may enjoy it. I laughed a little.

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> > Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
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> Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
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> Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
> highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
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> Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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> Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
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> At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
> another cup .. just in case.
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> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
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> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
> Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried
> druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
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> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
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> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
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> Check the Jose Cuervo.
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> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> Add one table.
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> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
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> Greash the oven.
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> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
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> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
> make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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> CHERRY MISTMAS
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