"Your car's not in the driveway." - One house over we have a parking lot. We try to park there before it snows. I also tend to park there when the driveway is full (from brother or sister friends)
"There's an ambulance outside and it's not for our house." - Always reassuring.
What odd things have you heard in the morning?
Basically this is reference to something that Roz told me as she left for work this morning. As she was leaving for work she stated quite calmly, "The volcano erupted again."
Little backstory, you know that we live in Anchorage, some volcanos are nearby

The ones in red are the ones historically, or currently somewhat active, with Augustine being 180 miles away and the one erupted.
Another one this past year, "Oh its about 60 below outside today"
So what things have you said or had said to you that in most places would be considered totally out of the norm, even alarming?
Mileron
20 years ago
ROzbeans
20 years ago
Well shit, this volcano erupting was such a disappointment. =( Mike's mom called and was like, 'So how was it?'
'Disappointing, i figure, if we're going to have a volcano erupt, then it should be like wrath of god proportions. Otherwise it's just a waste of my day.'
I was just walking out, I kissed him good bye and pet the dog. I was more excited about seeing Angelina had called Jennifer to tell her that she was pregnant. Wrath of god, damnit. Lava and shit, otherwise I go back to my paper and coffee.
'Disappointing, i figure, if we're going to have a volcano erupt, then it should be like wrath of god proportions. Otherwise it's just a waste of my day.'
I was just walking out, I kissed him good bye and pet the dog. I was more excited about seeing Angelina had called Jennifer to tell her that she was pregnant. Wrath of god, damnit. Lava and shit, otherwise I go back to my paper and coffee.
Sarah
20 years ago
"Don't step on Kate."
We say that about three mornings out of seven, as she sleeps in the hall a lot...
It's one of those I have control of where I sleep and I choose to sleep in the hall. *sigh*
We say that about three mornings out of seven, as she sleeps in the hall a lot...
It's one of those I have control of where I sleep and I choose to sleep in the hall. *sigh*
Adiene
20 years ago
Whats this "mornings" you speak of?! o_O
immy
20 years ago
"Honey, get up or we're gonna be late for Japan."
"My eyelids froze shut this morning"
My ex stepped out to smoke one morning, when we lived in North Dakota. It was about 75 below, with the windchill. His eyelids froze shut. I still laugh when I think about it.
"Mom, I think theres a bear at the door"
It was only an opossum.
"My eyelids froze shut this morning"
My ex stepped out to smoke one morning, when we lived in North Dakota. It was about 75 below, with the windchill. His eyelids froze shut. I still laugh when I think about it.
"Mom, I think theres a bear at the door"
It was only an opossum.
Blackrabbit
20 years ago
"Get the hell off my face."
Those were my first words yesterday morning upon finding that my cat, who usually curls up in the crook of my arm like a teddy bear, had decided instead to spend the night on my neck, chin, and chest.
I woke up with a mouthful of long-haired cat-tail. Delightful, really.
Those were my first words yesterday morning upon finding that my cat, who usually curls up in the crook of my arm like a teddy bear, had decided instead to spend the night on my neck, chin, and chest.
I woke up with a mouthful of long-haired cat-tail. Delightful, really.
Linus
20 years ago
I have a friend in Kodiak at the Coast Guard base, she told me about the volcano
Mirabela
20 years ago
"You're beautiful, ...just not in the morning .... "
Sarah
20 years ago
"Oh look! i'm like a kid in a candy store. Someone left all of their skinnable corpses. Wow I got fifteen leathers from that."
"Me That's great. So how many more tickets do you need."
"Like 200"
"Cool."
Yeah.
"Me That's great. So how many more tickets do you need."
"Like 200"
"Cool."
Yeah.