Spiderman 3

Definite groaner.

Tobey Maguire's acting was god awful as was Kirstin Dunst's.

The characterization of MJ was horrific, they sure did go out of their way to make her a bitch and whiner.

Goblin 2, Hobgoblin, whatever he was technically named, horrific. Jesus, why not slap a snowboarding sticker on his "glider" and make him more generic so you can market Spiderman 3 merchandise to skiers, snowboarders, skaters, etc. In addition they ran his personality like a damn light swtich.
"I kill you!!!!!!!!!!"
'Bump on the head'
"Aw I love you Pete"
'Drink some booze'
"I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
'Explosion'
"Meh, I'll just sit here and mope"
'Old butler talks to him for 2 seconds'
"I BETTER HELP MY BESTEST FRIEND PETER!!!!!"

And Jesus, the damn butler spends all this damn time watching and knowing about the Goblin, Which gets Norman killed, Harry disfigured, and then he finally says, "Meh, it ain't good all that anger you got, umm hmmm" "I better get some french fried taters"

Aunt May-Hell I hated her characterization since the first movie.

Emo Peter? Could they have spend more time focusing on him doing the gun shooting? Really I would have loved a good solid 15 minutes of this, I mean I need to get hit over the head with the not so subtle innuendo.

Sandman? Why the hell even introduce him, what character development did they do with him? That heavy hand slapped me across the face the first time I saw him. I got it, he didn't mean to do it and was sorry. So of course he spends the next movie popping up here and there, has a big blow out fight, apologizes and then flys off? What the fuck Spiderman? Sure, he apologized for killing your uncle, so of course all is well and he shouldn't go to jail for involuntary manslaugter, or you know, the millions of dollars in property damage or the multiple robberies that he committed, since HE BROKE OUT OF JAIL.

Venom meet 1990 CGI, nuff said.

Gwen Stacy, Capt Stacy. Hell why not develop the red herrings that are dangled in front of us, like........oh I don't know..................Dr. Conners. Christ he has only been hanging around since the first movie.


This thing was a train wreck of a movie, they might as well have just brought back the Green Goblin, sleep with Gwen Stacy and then have her die after going to France to have twins that rapidly age to 20 to come back and fight Spiderman..........

watching the hand-gun part embarrassed me. but i cracked up.

and ya know, i was going on for like 20mins about how much i disliked who played MJ.. i just hate kirsten dunst and it really brought me down when she was on screen. I know not everyone is a hot foxy supermodel but COME ON. she is a motherfucking troll. there's "down to earth" looking, and then there's ugly. she's plain UGLY

I think the term is Butt Ugly and I agree with you.

S