IM transcript

[08:35] T (At Work): i wanna make dinner but i don't think we have anything to make :S
[08:35] Bobby: RICE YOU PUNK!
[08:35] Bobby: eat mah rice!@
[08:36] T (At Work): well what do you want WITH the rice?!
[08:36] Bobby: Owl, grilled owl
[08:36] T (At Work): ............ sure but YOU are doing the plucking and cooking it
[08:37] Bobby: I WILL KILL IT WITH MY TEETH!
[08:37] Bobby: AND EAT IT RAW!
[08:37] T (At Work): oh i see, your biscuit was laced with drugs
[08:37] Bobby: THEN KILL YOUR FAMILY WITH A SPATULA
[08:37] Bobby: RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:38] T (At Work): *waiting for them to wear off*
[08:38] T (At Work): :P
[08:38] Bobby: I AM ERTHIWN THE AMAZING, SLAYER OF WORLDS, KILLER OF KINGS, DEFILER OF VIRGINS, DEVOURER OF PUDDING CUPS!
[08:38] T (At Work): did you remember to take your monkey?
[08:38] Bobby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR GYPSY MAGIC! YOU MADE ME FORGET!
[08:39] Bobby: I SHALL SLAY YOUR SHOES! FEAR MY MIGHTY TRIDENT!
[08:39] T (At Work): i have gypsy magic? damn i need to use that more often
[08:39] T (At Work): mighty trident eh? where do i get some of THAT mmmmm?
[08:40] Bobby: FEAR MY WRATH! FOR I AM ERTHWIN THE ULTIMATE
[08:40] Bobby: THE ULTIMATE DESTROYER
[08:40] T (At Work): yes yes slayer of kings defiler of virgins yadda yadda
[08:40] T (At Work): so when do i get to play with the trident?
[08:41] T (At Work): *wiggles eyebrows*
[08:43] Bobby: HOW DARE YOU TRIFLE WITH ME! I SHALL COVER YOU WITH OATS AND UNLEASH MY MIGHTY HERD OF 6 LEGGED STEEDS! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:43] T (At Work): mmm sounds kinky