After Dark Horrorfest - The Hamiltons

'I'm going to trash your movie here.'
(Shows Mike the cover of the 'one of the 8 films to die for DVD)
'Oh no, that's your movie.'
'Nuh uh.'

This was one of the 8 movies that 'were too disturbing to release'. The Hamiltons...jesus h christ on a pogo stick.

'The Hamiltons seem to be the picture-perfect American family. They are hardworking community members; giving to their local charities, attending town hall meetings and always respectful of their neighbors...except for the fact that they usually end up killing them.'

This movie was pure indie crap. There are 5 of them, 3 brothers, 1 sister and something called Lenny that's locked up in a secret room under the house. You have the responsible brother who took over when the parents died. You have the hot middle brother that finds the kills. You have the hot goth sister who flirts with hot brother - /shudder. You have the awkward film school brother who is torn about what his family does.

The younger brother films stuff that happens with his siblings. There's a story although I couldn't tell you anything about it because we ended up fast forwarding through most of it. The ending was hysterical, only because of the fake fangs. Gosh, don't let me spoil it! /rolls eyes

I'm gonna have to give this one a thumbs down, fo sho.

Shinra 17 years ago
This movie was terrible and such a let down. The only good part about it was the hilarious narrating by my friends and I. LENNNNYYYYY
Xandare 17 years ago
was the Goth chickee at least hot?