A Necro's Christmas Carol
I got nostalgic for EQ1 and took a stab at hunting down some old writing. This is the necro epic 1 walkthrough, to the tune of Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.
Oh rest ye necromancer
Let nothing you dismay
Remember that Bertoxxulous
Will guide you on this day
To slay the knight who betrayed the dark;
His head you’ll yet display
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
From Najena of Najena
The flowing black robe came
And unto servant Venenzi
Who wore a robe the same
You’ll give the robe so you can have
The regents for Kazen’s game
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Fear not those of Chardok
Let nothing you affright
For you will get the herbalist
You’ll cut him in the night
To gain the herbs you need to have
To bring them into light
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Three spirits they will come to you
And they will try to slay
But if you win to you they’ll give
A symbol for your play
Though fierce they are you’ll kill them all
From breast to groin you’ll flay
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
For A Cloak of Spirok Feathers
A silver disk you’ll need
Spiroc Feathers, Black Silk Cape
Yes loot them all with greed
In Sky you’ll slay a Guardian,
And a Keeper’s Soul will bleed
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Oh Terror, he may touch with death
The ranger that you bring
The blood of Cazic Thule it drops
But it’s no easy thing
Oh when the fearsome Golum falls
Your guildmates all will sing
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
In Hate you’ll find the eye you want
The Eye of Innoruuk
It’s time, you’re finally ready
To speak with old Gkzzallk
His essence in a bottle
He’ll give; it looks like muk
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
The Scythe of Shadowed Souls it is
You final last reward!
A torment of the Shadows
With this you’ll ne’er be bored
This tool of death and mayhem
That strikes without a word
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Oh rest ye necromancer
Let nothing you dismay
Remember that Bertoxxulous
Will guide you on this day