Limericks for Roz and Vex

There once was a vampire called Vex;
On who's runtime was a curious hex.
All the bewbies were shiny;
Latex on each hiney;
But who cares, we all lurve the sex!

There once was a dark elf named Mae;
Who was completely bent about fae.
She'd rip off each wing
With a snarl and sing;
"Fucking Fairies are horribly ghey!"