Humor for kitty lovers~

i've had a cat like that - my first serious live in boyfriend had a kitten he had named Blueberry. 3 days after I moved in, I renamed the little fink Dagger. I still have scars, 15 years later, from that damn cat. (When we had to find her a new home a few years later she was renamed Evile Furry Nougat. Don't ask. I never understood that girl's sense of humour...)

That was cute, except for the chorus. During the chorus I wanted to kill the guy myself.