Not Getting It - a poem

I traveled down to the land of ol' Tex
You said to me, I hope you enjoy the sex
I flew to visit someone in Florida
You asked if I'd be getting any cho-cha

And even going to the teeny state Delaware
You made comments of me getting some there
But when my sister drives a hundred miles
You say she won't use her feminine wiles

"You know your sister won't," you say
But why can't you envision me that way?