Stuff White People Like

I've never seen a white person stand still at a concert - ya'll are some funky dancers. I say this comfortably from my 'I'm brown but I can't dance so I'll just holler instead' concert box seat. O_o

Hee .

Hmmm...I wonder what color I am then...

Hey, I'm only white on the outside. Don't make me move my neck!

It's disturbing how uncannily accurate this guy is in describing me.

In seperate but somewhat related news, I was in Wisconsin this past weekend and there was a neighborhood bar there called NIGS. We decided to pop in to check it out (because I was laughing my ass off about it). There was a big sign out front that said "Have a swig with Nigs" I sincerely hope this isn't a guy's name. At any rate, I wanted my friends to take a picture of me under the sign and then photoshop an "A" after the "with" and take out the "S" on Nigs. My boss who was with me was mortified about it and was worried about how I might be offended. We went in anyway and I have to say, none of the people within looked like they were interested at all at having a "swig with a nig" so we hightailed it out of there. I was somewhat disappointed as I thought a good bar fight might be fun times. Apparently my boss and my husband were not up for taking on a whole bar with me.