I like sushi. I also like the alternative, but I'm a guy. Anyway, at my old job under different management, I mentioned seaweed to one of the guys I worked with. Turned out he's got a wide range of tastes in food, and he likes seaweed. Seeing as I'm Filipino, my parents are constantly buying supplies in Asian supermarkets, so I told him I'd bring some dried seaweed to work.
I got some of the good stuff, the roasted and salted kind that has kind of a zing to it. My friend saw it and his eyes got all huge, so I tossed him a package. We started eating it, and the women with us were giving us really funny looks. At the very least, they were curious because we seemed to be OK (they probably expected us to get sick or something). I offered them some, since I'd brought enough for anyone else to try it.
They apprehensively opened a package and tried little bits.
"It's kinda fishy smelling."
"How is it?"
"Um... salty? I can't really tell."
"Eat bigger pieces."
So as they tried more to get a real taste of it, I "nonchalantly" said to my friend, "Y'know... this reminds me of a girl I used to date," as we kept munching away on the green, crunchy yumminess.
All the women in the room immediately sprayed green saliva on the carpet and started cussing me out.
Kate Beckinsale would rather eat at the Y
Kate Beckinsale gives the greatest interviews in the history of interviewography. Recently she commented that she'd rather eat a certain female part than eat sushi. Moviefone quizzed Kate about her comment during an interview for her new movie Snow Angels:
[INDENT]6. You told an interviewer you'd rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what's the reaction of your publicity team? I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, "What's the matter with you?" But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it.
[/INDENT]from the superficial...
that's fucking hilarious!
