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Wow. This movie was horrible. It was Austin Powers regurgitated. :fim
Vulash
17 years ago
My GF really wants to see this too - though I liked Austin Powers. So did you not like it because you don't like Austin Powers? Or because its so much the same thing its just old?
ROzbeans
17 years ago
It's more the same Michael Myers. Pitka even laughs like Austin Powers (and I love the first AP movie) it's just more of the same from him and not original in the least.
Vulash
17 years ago
Well maybe I can use this to convince her to go see the Adam Sandler one instead - the foreign hair stylest one. I do not think Adam Sandler is funny at all - I usually think his movies are very stupid, but this one looks good for some reason. Maybe because he can't use his annoying over the top high pitch obnoxious voice in it.
ROzbeans
17 years ago
Let me be more specific:
Michael Myers - although Pitka is a new character, he is similar to Austin Powers and of course rehashes a lot of the same people that were in his other movies. Mini-Me is in this, for example. Although I enjoy seeing the same group of people in different movies - I do prefer to see them in different roles.
Jessica Alba - honestly again I don't know why she's even in this movie. She's the owner of a hockey team that has a chance to win the Stanley Cup. There is of course, THE CURSE. That being - since her father bought the team in the 70's/80's, they haven't won a single championship. Now their star player is having marital problems...so hey let's get the guru.
Plot - Said star hockey player's game is having serious problems because of his wife stchuping Justin Timberlake's well endowed character - the nemesis COCK, a french canadian. So, Jessica Alba's character hires Pitka for 2 mil to get the hockey player back online.
There is of course a back story for Pitka (strapped to a chastity belt because 'he has to love himself before loving others') and his eye is on Alba. There is singing (whee) and an elephant (of course!). Lots of sight gags and penis jokes. Granted there are some hilarious scenes but not enough to carry this Austin Powers part 4 movie.
Don't get me wrong, I love Mike Myers - but this movie tanked for a reason. Everyone's seen it already.
Michael Myers - although Pitka is a new character, he is similar to Austin Powers and of course rehashes a lot of the same people that were in his other movies. Mini-Me is in this, for example. Although I enjoy seeing the same group of people in different movies - I do prefer to see them in different roles.
Jessica Alba - honestly again I don't know why she's even in this movie. She's the owner of a hockey team that has a chance to win the Stanley Cup. There is of course, THE CURSE. That being - since her father bought the team in the 70's/80's, they haven't won a single championship. Now their star player is having marital problems...so hey let's get the guru.
Plot - Said star hockey player's game is having serious problems because of his wife stchuping Justin Timberlake's well endowed character - the nemesis COCK, a french canadian. So, Jessica Alba's character hires Pitka for 2 mil to get the hockey player back online.
There is of course a back story for Pitka (strapped to a chastity belt because 'he has to love himself before loving others') and his eye is on Alba. There is singing (whee) and an elephant (of course!). Lots of sight gags and penis jokes. Granted there are some hilarious scenes but not enough to carry this Austin Powers part 4 movie.
Don't get me wrong, I love Mike Myers - but this movie tanked for a reason. Everyone's seen it already.
Sabby
17 years ago
Yea, ROz, your review has me running out to see it right now... :D