Flirting 101 or how to act like a slut and get free stuff!

http://afk2pee.com/blog/?p=400

CNN.com - I’m not kidding, this was on CNN.com!

Step 1: Identify a specific person with whom you really, truly want to have sex

I’m not quite sure this is a good step to start with.* What if what you really want is a salad or a sexual validation that will last you till 8pm or your first piece of cheesecake.* CNN advises that

[INDENT]Simple, sustained attention can be more powerfully seductive than all the eyelash-fluttering, tongue-flicking, back-swaying displays that make men want to fondle the likes of Cathy and prescribe seizure medication for the likes of me.

[/INDENT] Her friend being this hot piece of ass that got a waiter to their table after she let her hair down (I think in my ways than one) and busted a button on her blouse. I bust a button on my blouse and I get muffin boobs.

Step 2: Lust for the other person’s subjective experience

[INDENT]Here is the secret of sexual success for the confidence impaired: While people will decide to have casual sex with you based on how you look, they’ll decide to have meaningful sex with you based on how you see.

[/INDENT] I’m more inclined to see the former as how life is and the latter how life is in Nicolas Spark books. Most men I meet these days are married combat controllers with blond snotty wives. I’m pretty sure I don’t want their collective subjective experience…whatever that may be. I think I got stuck back on busting a button on my shirt.

Step 3: Get a life

[INDENT]People who are mastering something that fascinates them become fascinating to others. If you want to capture people’s attention, put your own attention on something that has nothing to do with them: oil painting, cooking, wildlife rescue. The more you get lost in what you’re doing, the more interesting you’ll become.

[/INDENT] If I had a life I wouldn’t be writing an article on another article I found in CNN. However, I have noticed that men who have lives don’t flirt, they choose because they can. Men with lives are 1 in 6 billion - Scullys to Mulders or married with beautiful wives. This article isn’t helping, is it?

Best Practices: The one-two-three-punch combination

[INDENT] If you use the three steps above in quick succession, you’ll become an attention magnet. It’s like a trick move in martial arts: Target your person of interest, focus entirely on them, then abruptly divert your attention. Pow, pow, pow!

These steps allow any flirtatiously challenged person to bypass the whole complicated, alarming world of sexual tension and attraction among normal people. You can do the dance of seduction without even meaning to — simply by letting yourself be openly drawn to people, their stories, and your own deepest fascinations.

That’s all you’ll ever need to get what you desire. Unless what you desire is quick Mexican food. In that case, you might want to call Cathy.

By Martha Beck from “O, The Oprah Magazine,” September 2007

[/INDENT] Flirting by Roz -

Find attractive dude.
Find out about wife/girlfriend.
Be opposite of said Significant Other.
Make them laugh.
Marry rich.

Then end.