Entertainment Crap / Kid giving Richard Gere hamster a run for his money / ROzbeans 17 years ago

Kid giving Richard Gere hamster a run for his money

http://afk2pee.com/blog/?p=475

[INDENT]Doctors treating a 14 year old boy from India were shocked to find a 2cm long fish had “slipped” up his penis and into his bladder.

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish “slipped” into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

[/INDENT] Know where that quote originates? http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/ Practical fishing? A fish shoved up this kid pee pee is PRACTICAL FISHING? How is this practical? At the very least they should give tips on how to hold a fish while taking a piss. This kid should write his own guide.

How to clean your fish tank and end up in the hospital.

1. Get proper cleaning equipment
2. Take out fish.
3. Hold it in your hand and go to the bathroom.
4. ‘ACCIDENTALLY’ shove the fish up your pee pee hole.
4. Go to hospital and claim it ’slipped’.

No wait, this isn’t how to clean your tank and end up in the ER, this is how to end up on the internet and about a thousand blogs for being a fucking idiot.

Jesus I had to add a new category for this story - ‘Weird shit’.

Lillaanya 17 years ago
:boggle
ROzbeans 17 years ago
It's stories like this that make blogging so god damn easy. :teehee
Vishanti 17 years ago
Jeez, bring back odd memories of childhood idiocy, why don't you? I don't remember who taught this to me, but I used to go around grossing people out with my Richard Gere impersonation.

Preparation:
  1. Cut a light brown rubber band so it is just a strip (optionally shape one end with the scissors... you'll get it when you read further)
  2. Wrap band a few times around your ring finger so that when it lies across your palm, it stops just short of the long side of your index finger.
  3. Stretch the band out past your thumb, and close your fist so you end up holding it dangling from the webbing between your thumb and index finger (optionally give it a couple of twists first).
Presentation:


Ask people if they've ever heard that story about Richard Gere. When they look at you like they're not sure if you mean that one, hold your fist up and lighten your grip on the rubber band. Crude, but it's gotten a pretty good reaction over the years.