Open chat / Corrupt a Wish / Mileron 17 years ago

Corrupt a Wish

At least that's what I think it's called.

It's another one of those "meeelion post" forum games.

Basically, you start by posting a wish. Then the next poster grants it - but then ruins it and/or corrupts it. They then post their own wish.

ie

"I wish I had a window near my cubicle."

next poster: "Granted, but the window got cracked by a falling branch, and the bird that was sitting on said branch is now sitting on your head, and there's a pile of bird poo solidifying in your keyboard."

Make sense?

To start:

I wish I owned one of those surplus nuclear silo properties so that I could build a vacation home there.

Den 17 years ago

You got your silo-styled vacation home, and then the dam broke, and proceeded to flood the entire silo structure.

I wish I could go to Ireland for about a month, and travel around to see all the places my ancestors were from, and lived.

Mai 17 years ago

Granted...but it turns out your ancestors were notorious criminals and you're a dead ringer for the worst of the worst of them and so you're hunted through out Ireland by angry relatives who are out for some after the fact justice.

I wish I had enough money to get a really nice steak dinner.

ROzbeans 17 years ago

You favorite cow died which you sold for $1000. Then you went and had your fancy steak dinner...featuring your favorite cow. Ew.

I wish for tons and tons of candy corn.

Vishanti 17 years ago

You've got your tons of candy corn, but roughly 500 pounds of it is actually made from earwax and food coloring. It's also all been churned into one big pile. Dig in!

I wish I was about 20 pounds heavier.

Kels 17 years ago

You got your wish! You are heavier, but it's all in your legs. Your pants are too tight around your legs, uncomfortably tight...but you look ridiculous wearing a larger size with a belt...

I wish I had a mini cooper... I really want one.

Mileron 17 years ago

You've got your Mini Cooper, but it's a remote-controlled unit that requires batteries to be changed every 5 minutes. Also, it only turns in counter-clockwise circles even though the box and manual say it should turn right.

I wish my stomach didn't reject half of the yummy food that I try to eat.

Vishanti 17 years ago

Your stomach now rejects almost all of the yummy food you risk tossing in your mouth.

I wish these fries I'm eating in ketchup didn't look like bloody worms... 'cause that's gross, yo.