The Tooth Fairy

Excerpt from cnn.com.....In "Tooth Fairy," he's an egomaniacal hockey star, a bulldozer who earned his nickname by knocking out his opponents' teeth. He's a star attraction in a minor league team and bitter enough about his diminished prospects to pour cold water on anyone else's big time dreams -- and believe that he's doing them a favor. In the same no-B.S. spirit, he almost sets his girlfriend's daughter right about the other tooth fairy, the one who'll swap a dollar for your baby tooth while you're sleeping. Fortunately, the girlfriend, Carly (Ashley Judd), intercedes and sends him off to sleep alone in punishment -- which is when he's summoned to fairyland and ordered to make amends by serving two weeks' tooth fairy duty, complete with a fetching blue tunic, wings and a magic wand that works only if you truly believe ...
This is every bit as infantile as it sounds, with fairy dust on top.
Apparently, the script has been kicking around since 1992, when Herr Schwarzenegger was a prospect, but it's hard to imagine that any of the five credited screenwriters spent any real time developing an idea that calls out for the trash bin.