My Latest Beef
So Mae/Mizen and crew had me download and try Skype a few weeks ago...and it was fun chatting with the posse while raiding. Anyway I had it set up (because I was doing it in a hurry between kills) so that it auto loads when I turn my PC on. I don't hardly use that PC these days because it can't run photoshop cs or pretty much anything other then EQ1. It is a raid only machine ;) So there's my lonely computer with nothing going on with it but Skype which I had forgotten was still on. Well I went to my PC last night to download some stuffs for work and I had 70 gazillion messages off of Skype! They weren't from Mae, or Mizen or anyone else I knew. They were from random guys! To explain, Skype has you put in all this information so that "your friends can find you"...which at the time made sense to me because much like my Yahoo account, I have this thought in the back of my head that maybe someday some friend I went to highschool or something will randomly look me up and go HEY! and we can get in contact and what not.
ANYWAY, this as usual backfires...much like my Yahoo account I got all these messages from guys who "just want 2 talk 2 u" and who "liked my profile". Now UNLIKE yahoo, there is no picture of me on my profile...just a silly avatar...yet I actually had one of the guys say that they liked my picture!!
Two days ago I had three guys in the same day send me random messages on yahoo (I always respond with at least a "who be you" just in case it's someone from EQ or from some forum I'm on who sees my yahoo ID and wants to chat) asking me what my interests were...and when I told one of them I was married he says "yeah, me too...that's ok!"
So...how many of you girls have this issue and...WTF is up with these guys??
i know you are married but that's ok!
send me nude pics too plz.
i want to get to know you gilae.
i know you are married but that's ok!
send me nude pics too plz.
This for some reason beyond reckoning reminded me of "I'm a lumberjack but I'm ok! I sleep all night and I work all day!"
hey baby, how YOU doin?
a. they are actually female
b. what the hell they look like
c. what the hell their personality is like for real
d. that they aren't just some kid
e. or some undercover cop trying to bust their scum pedifile ass.
it's sad there are really such desperate people out there.
thanks
but send me those nekkid pics anyway gilae.
thanks
You'll have to find some nekkid pics of Beyonce and pretend like it's me.
That's what I do.
or do you wanna look like beyonce?
or both?
so are you saying you have a thing for beyonce?
or do you wanna look like beyonce?
or both?
I'm saying I DO look like Beyonce...in my own warped and tragically dillusional mind.
I'm saying I DO look like Beyonce...in my own warped and tragically dillusional mind.
oh ok.
i liked the idea that you had a thing for beyonce. then we'd have something in common!
along with probably more than half the world's population but hey! it's a start.
It's sad....for sure.
Anyway, this guy comes up to my desk and says, "Hey baby, how about a fuck?" (I nearly forgot to mention, you could smell the Brut aftershave from about 15 feet.) Eyes watering, I looked up at him, blinked a couple of times (I really could not believe my eyes,) glanced around for the hidden camera, then held up my left hand and said, "No, thanks, I am married." "That's ok, baby," he grinned, "C'mon, it'll be fun!" :shock: I think my jaw actually dropped at that point. I told him firmly that I was not interested and shrugged saying, "You don't know what you're missing." I felt like I desperately needed a shower. :x
I went into general manager's office after he left and said, "Terry, I KNOW there no chance in hell you are going to hire that guy but just in case, let me tell you what happened..." When I got done, Terry dropped his application in the wastebasket. I could have kissed him. When I got home and told my husband (now my ex) what had happened he said I should have fished out the app so he could get the guys address and show him what happens when he hits on other men's wives.
So, there's my gross guy story, every girl should have one.