OKCupid test
Weird.
www.okcupid.com/oktest
Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
zaura
21 years ago
Damn it, I am a peach too, and I really did not wanna be a peach.
Senatar
21 years ago
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)
Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."
AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt
Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer
........... Fuck ya
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)
Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."
AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt
Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer
........... Fuck ya
ROzbeans
21 years ago
:lmao
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt
:lmao
Aziyade
21 years ago
Hey! :mad: Peaches are the best! And you know I am not surprised that you came up a peach. Really, any time one of us sees that the other has taken one of these tests we should just copy the other's results because it always comes up the same anyway.
zaura
Damn it, I am a peach too, and I really did not wanna be a peach.
Hey! :mad: Peaches are the best! And you know I am not surprised that you came up a peach. Really, any time one of us sees that the other has taken one of these tests we should just copy the other's results because it always comes up the same anyway.
Senatar
21 years ago
Any Ghengis Kunts out there want to have some fun, well shit any girl out there I can post a pic if you want =D.
ROzbeans
21 years ago
Post one anyway!
Crikett
21 years ago
Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
Hmmm is that bad??
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
Hmmm is that bad??
Gilae
21 years ago
Maelarya
Post one anyway!
Gilae
21 years ago
I hope not...(I got the same one but wasn't going to post it haha)
Crikett
Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
Hmmm is that bad??
I hope not...(I got the same one but wasn't going to post it haha)
Aramous
21 years ago
Well this is so far from the truth but oh well.
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)
Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.
You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss
CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse
Crikett
21 years ago
Come here you sexy beast!!!!!!! :makeout
and Mae where is the lick emoticon :cry:
Gilae
CrikettHalf-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The Playboy, The Billy Goat
Hmmm is that bad??
I hope not...(I got the same one but wasn't going to post it haha)
Come here you sexy beast!!!!!!! :makeout
and Mae where is the lick emoticon :cry: