OMFG my dog SMELLS
Ok, she's not a dirty dog. I bathe her every couple weeks. She does, however, eat crap when she can get her grubby little paws on it, thus causing the most HORRENDOUS GAS. My fucking god, I'm dying here.
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blazyn
21 years ago
lol
ROzbeans
21 years ago
I broke down and bathed the beast. She smells pretty now =D
Rikr
21 years ago
I hope she doesn't like giving kisses, after eating said crap. :x
ROzbeans
21 years ago
No actually, she refuses to give kisses. I guess she never did with her previous owners. :(
zaura
21 years ago
My dad used to have a saint bernard, and omg, if you wanna see a bright, shiny, clean dog turn into a slobber-covered filty dog within seconds, then get a saint bernard, LOL. WOW, that guy could slobber!