im shooting a movie

kinda a low budget production using cutout characters from the recent FHM issue. mom (pajama women) gets killed by the vampire monkey (monkey with chainsaw!), ted (teddy) arrives at the scene and darla (mariah carey) tells him what happened. ted calls his buddy blade (wesley snipes) and they start hunting down the vampire monkey, who happens to turn into lucy (tracie ross) at fullmoon, who happens to be teds long lost sister. they find a cure and theyre united, and everyones happy. something like that. i didnt put much thought into the story yet =P
oh im also open for suggestions for a more appropriate title =P