Dont mess with women

So my little girl is Alyssa, 3; and my son is Blake, 4. He likes to rough her up, make her whine, cause shes good at that, but she gives a few good hits back too. Shes always been bold, when she was 14 mo's she started climbing in those tubes at McDonalds, everyone always commented on how tiny she was up in there, not even scared. A lil after two she tried to get her brother to bite her so he would be sent inside so she could have that brand new shiny fire truck all to herself. (Not bad thinking for 2).

So the other day, shes running around as usual. IVe been trying to totally get rid of diapers, so they go around naked during the day, Ive found if they dont have a diaper /pullup to sit and think "Ive got to pee, Ill pee in this so I dont have to stop watching Spiderman /Dora the Explorer" then they will actually get up and go for fear of peeing on the floor. I plan to eventually stick underwear on them as soon as their habits are good with the potty.

So Alyssa was running around naked, and she runs to the potty real fast. I am sitting on the couch reading, and I see her out of the corner of my eye, but I cant see what shes doing cause the arm of the couch is covering her waist down.

Me: "Alyssa, what are you doing?"
Her: (Immediate response) "nuffin".
(Which, to anyone with kids, usually means something, otherwise they'd just have told you what they were doing.)
Me: "Alyssa, what are you doing?
Her: "NUFFIN!"
(AT this point I start to get up, and she realizes that if she dont tell me Ill know eventually)
Me: "Alyssa, what are you doing??"
Her: "Wiping my butt on Blakes Blankey"


At this point I freeze, not sure what to do, laugh, or laugh harder.

Moral of this story: Dont piss off a woman, cause its very likely your most prized possesion could have butt streaks all over it.