The Angry Crayon - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Temprah 20 years ago

Not my type.. hard to find him sexy.. and ewww..!! With his hair cut like that he looks a lot like my brother in law.. eww eww eww! Think of Angelina.. *deep breath* mmmmmmm!

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Yeah I hate his haircut right now, but his hair in Ocean's Eleven was /purr. There was an interview on the Today show with Angelina Jolie. How could anyone NOT want to have sex with her, geez.

Xandare 20 years ago

(continues to stare at Angelina's legs) huh? wha?

Angelina Jolie... mmmmmmmmmmmm.... I think I need a few minutes...

/runs to the bathroom

Gilae 20 years ago

Brad Pitt is too beautiful to be human. I think it's the suck though that he let his marriage fall apart for Angelina...she's beautiful yes...but she's also certifiable.

barce 20 years ago

Certifiable yes, but have you seen the DSL's on that woman.. I mean Come On!!

I wouldnt leave my wife for her.. but my wife would know that if I ever got the opportunity to, I would hit it.. and she could pick someone just like that. :-P

Jinheim 20 years ago

Given the opportunity, I would fuck Angelina Jolie until my cock broke.

Gilae 20 years ago

Jinheim

Given the opportunity, I would fuck Angelina Jolie until my cock broke.

Given the kind of woman she is, she might just do it for you as a lark. Either that or get you to tattoo her name on it first.

Mileron 20 years ago

Gilae

Given the kind of woman she is, she might just do it for you as a lark. Either that or get you to tattoo her name on it first.

Then bronze it and put it on the mantle next to Brad's, and any other man she's dated and boinked.

Personal dildo collection... *shudder*

Aramous 20 years ago

Who saw the movie, GIA . She is COMPLETELY naked and does a good lesbian scene in a photo shoot. I had to purchase this movie just because of that.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Jinheim posted this a little while ago http://www.angstywhiteboy.com/angelina.mpg Not sure if its still good, but its the original cut of the soft porn she did with Antonio Banderas in Original Sin or whatever it was called.

Aramous 20 years ago

Maelarya

Jinheim posted this a little while ago http://www.angstywhiteboy.com/angelina.mpg Not sure if its still good, but its the original cut of the soft porn she did with Antonio Banderas in Original Sin or whatever it was called.

Now you gonna go make me by another movie I need to explain to wife why. :o

primo 20 years ago

I wouldn't choose Angelina over Jennifer. They are both hot, but Jennifer is sexy cool.

Jinheim 20 years ago

Aramous

Who saw the movie, GIA . She is COMPLETELY naked and does a good lesbian scene in a photo shoot. I had to purchase this movie just because of that.

I have that scene downloaded :D

Gilae 20 years ago

I actually watched GIA Sunday night but I only caught the last bit...you know when she's dying of aids and all fucked up? It sucked. I should've watched the first half. I always miss the first half.

Jinheim 20 years ago

Gilae

I actually watched GIA Sunday night but I only caught the last bit...you know when she's dying of aids and all fucked up? It sucked. I should've watched the first half. I always miss the first half.

wow thanks for ruining the fucking movie

ROzbeans 20 years ago

You hadn't heard about that one? Its a true story about the model. You've probably seen her pictures (maybe not you youngin') back on some cover she hid her track scarred arms behind her back but she looked lovely still. Big time model in the early 80's.

Gilae 20 years ago

Real Gia:

Angelina as Gia:

Jinheim 20 years ago

oh btw dont look at those at work.

Claene 20 years ago

Is it just the way she's standing, or are her boobs a tad lopsided?

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