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*NIX Spyware Scanner
In fear that the spyware plague of the windows world will spread to my fellow *NIX users I have written the first spyware scanner for *NIX system. Linux, UNIX, Solaris and AIX admins rejoice!
/*
* The Official Linux Spyware Scanner
* spyware.c
* Copyright Trademark Registered Patented
*/
main () {
printf ("No Spyware found!\n");
}
Gilae
20 years ago
Lasairduan
20 years ago
After much work on this, I've condensed it a bit.
I think the new compact version will definitely be a hit.
#!/usr/bin/bash
#spyware is teh ghey
echo "No spyware here!\n"
I think the new compact version will definitely be a hit.
Anulien
20 years ago
I don't have bash installed and the compiled app will use way more less resources then a shell script. Especially with the intensive scan it has to do.
Lasairduan
After much work on this, I've condensed it a bit.
#!/usr/bin/bash
#spyware is teh ghey
echo "No spyware here!\n"
I think the new compact version will definitely be a hit.
I don't have bash installed and the compiled app will use way more less resources then a shell script. Especially with the intensive scan it has to do.
Guest
20 years ago
HI2U geeks
Lasairduan
20 years ago
Ryala
HI2U geeks
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USERNAME ACTION STATUS COMPONENT
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RYALA HAS NO IDEA
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