I have Todd's pen.

I don't know how I got it, Todd, but I'm sorry.

Besides, I didn't think you'd mind it being gone really, what with it being shockingly pink.

Not to mention the fact that it was on my desk when I came into work one day.

But just because your name is on it...

Doesn't mean I'm giving the fucker back.

ROzbeans 20 years ago
I spit out my cheerios reading this. :o
Guest 20 years ago
LOL

wha?
Mileron 20 years ago
I found a bright pink pen on my desk today when I came in, with the name TODD silkscreened on it.

There are no Todds in the office.

There are no people who visit my desk with friends or significant others or spouses named Todd.

So, I'm keeping it.
Guest 20 years ago
You're silly. Want a banana?
ROzbeans 20 years ago
We're out, remember? :cry:
Mai 20 years ago
Well, I guess if Todd really wants it back he can come and try to claim it. :lmao
Mileron 18 years ago
Todd, I found your pen again.

This thing is like a bad penny. It keeps showing up.

I don't care that it took me two years to find it.

I've put it in my sister's laptop bag in hopes that I never see it again.
Den 18 years ago
It's your fault for cleaning your room!
FyreGarnett 18 years ago
omg.

i so needed that!!!
ROzbeans 18 years ago
FyreGarnett;85571
omg.

i so needed that!!!


You need that pen too?
FyreGarnett 18 years ago
heck yeah! you just never know when you'll need to have some off the wall, no one would ever believe it excuse for something - and you can whip out "Todd's Pink Pen"...