Colored… a slimy, baby poo green

So... fancy meetin' you here, eh?

*points towards Mai* Blame it! It drags me places and forces me to pretend to be social. Really. It's EVODD. It brainwashes our fragile little mind with talk of the Mafia. It tempts.

Right, now that I made myself look touched in the head, hi there, how's everyone? Some of you might have seen me around, I do use the same name everywhere cause, well, its mine. Which doesn't mean I don't respond to a variety of other words and insults, but generally this one is preferred. I am the Cali-critter, I don't do art, but I mess about in a couple of photo editing programs every so often, and the Evodd has made me all infatuated with Poser. Well, the free Daz Studio, anyway, cause I suck and have no real Poser. I have a newly acquired Daz3d platinum membership, though. W00t for 800+ $1.99 items XD

What else do you need to know? OOH! I am mean! No, really, I am terribly mean and evil and everyone is scared of me. *makes with the mean grr-argh face* Oi, you can't laugh, that's not nice. I am mean, I say, MEAN!!

Also paranoid, freakishly possessive, delusional, moody, random and lazy when it comes to doing work which does not involve screwing around online, RPing or playing Neopets. *thinks* I have a horse plushie on my desk that makes horsey sounds when you squeeze it. He's very popular with the co-workers, even if the attention he receives from some is of the unprintable kind. Erm, my cat catches rabbits? ^.^

*will now leave the introing to better people, thanks you all for the time taken to read this and promises not to hug anyone... ever*

Mai 20 years ago
*Squishes Cali and pinchs her cheek* You're so cute! I mean...mean.

She does do artwork don't let her fool you into believing that story. I've seen it, I even have proof! ( though you can't see that, she'll have to show you some of the other stuff. )

I'm glad you've come to play mafia with all the rest of the strange people here. I'm sure you will fit right in and I mean that in the best of ways. y

Just don't kill me de *hides*



....that poor horse...unprintables *shudders*
Gilae 20 years ago
Howdy! Welcome to the crayon!
Guest 20 years ago
I am not strange!

Want a banana?
ROzbeans 20 years ago
Welcome Cali!!!
Sarah 20 years ago
Mai 20 years ago
Ryala
I am not strange!


Who are you trying to fool here? I think there is plenty of evidence on this board alone to prove otherwise :P
Gilae 20 years ago
Mai
Ryala
I am not strange!


Who are you trying to fool here? I think there is plenty of evidence on this board alone to prove otherwise :P


This is true.
Also, I have pictures.
ROzbeans 20 years ago
Shoosh pictures no less!!!
Morcalivan 20 years ago
Oi! No pinching. You'll get borked! Borked, I say.

Not quite sure I want to know what strangeness was captured on film. I scare easily :P

Thanks for the welcome all. Yes, I would like a banana, I am not known as a trained monkey for nothing. 'Nanas = good. 'Less you got nuts, those are better. We likes nuts.

Er... o_O
Mai 20 years ago
I'm not sure that is a safe thing to say here.

I want my borked button!
Eve 20 years ago
Welcome Cali
ROzbeans 20 years ago
Hey watch where you're swinging that bork, yo!
Mai 20 years ago
Did she bork you too? She went borking crazy a while back and borked everyone! But alas we didn't get our borking borked buttons until now. I have mine now though so I am really borking happy! 2
ROzbeans 20 years ago
Watch that smurfing mouth, missy!
Morcalivan 20 years ago
It was never everyone. I don't bork random strangers. Am not that kinda girl! At least get me a friggen drink first :P
Guest 20 years ago
don't h8