Colored… a slimy, baby poo green

So... fancy meetin' you here, eh?

*points towards Mai* Blame it! It drags me places and forces me to pretend to be social. Really. It's EVODD. It brainwashes our fragile little mind with talk of the Mafia. It tempts.

Right, now that I made myself look touched in the head, hi there, how's everyone? Some of you might have seen me around, I do use the same name everywhere cause, well, its mine. Which doesn't mean I don't respond to a variety of other words and insults, but generally this one is preferred. I am the Cali-critter, I don't do art, but I mess about in a couple of photo editing programs every so often, and the Evodd has made me all infatuated with Poser. Well, the free Daz Studio, anyway, cause I suck and have no real Poser. I have a newly acquired Daz3d platinum membership, though. W00t for 800+ $1.99 items XD

What else do you need to know? OOH! I am mean! No, really, I am terribly mean and evil and everyone is scared of me. *makes with the mean grr-argh face* Oi, you can't laugh, that's not nice. I am mean, I say, MEAN!!

Also paranoid, freakishly possessive, delusional, moody, random and lazy when it comes to doing work which does not involve screwing around online, RPing or playing Neopets. *thinks* I have a horse plushie on my desk that makes horsey sounds when you squeeze it. He's very popular with the co-workers, even if the attention he receives from some is of the unprintable kind. Erm, my cat catches rabbits? ^.^

*will now leave the introing to better people, thanks you all for the time taken to read this and promises not to hug anyone... ever*