Somewhere, a horn blows

The note is crisp and pure, the trumpeting of welcome, a loud blast announcing a wondrous arrival.

Through the wrought-crayon fence, fireworks can be seen, brilliant blues and whites, but mostly greens. What seems like a thousand belly dancers saunter through the front gate, dancing their way along. Behind them, over 100 musicians play the sweet music filling the air. Behind them, 50,000 soldiers in bright armor, faces set in stone. Behind them, majesty.

Behind them, nestled among cushions sitting atop a platform carried by 12 naked women, rides Lasairduan. Reaching their destination, the women set him down, and he at once rises. Silence reigns, waiting for him to speak.

"How you doin'?"

ROzbeans 18 years ago
/jumps on Las!

He is the one who i rescued from the horrible artist 'husband'. Wow that sounds bad. WELCOME DEAR!!!
Lasairduan 18 years ago
*cuddles with Mae*

Nothing like a good pouncing to start your forum experience off right.
ROzbeans 18 years ago
Mai and I were hoping you'd use that sig if you decided to pop on by. We lubborz j00 for using it!!

/drool
Eve 18 years ago
Since we lean towards the more naughty ova here, are we allowed to taste the water? Or is he so hot that's sweat? Either way, can we? Huh huh?

PS Welcome hon
Vex 18 years ago
mm quite an entrance

Welcome aboard Las. glad to see you made it
Lasairduan 18 years ago
Oh please, feel free. I'll even remove the towel if you like.

What's this? You haven't seen the whole thing?

http://www.keepyoursanity.com/lastowel.jpg
Lasairduan 18 years ago
Vex
mm quite an entrance

Welcome aboard Las. glad to see you made it


Thank you Vex, glad you enjoyed my entrance. I was gonna ask you to be a naked carrying girl, but I figured you were busy.
Lolanae 18 years ago
I think that picture is one of the most infamous ones ever! Welcome Las.
ROzbeans 18 years ago
YEAH FOR THE FULL PIC!!!!
Eve 18 years ago
/peeks under towel, eyes bulge a bit Oh my, how are *you* doin?
Lasairduan 18 years ago
Eve
/peeks under towel, eyes bulge a bit Oh my, how are *you* doin?


Pretty good, by your reaction.
ROzbeans 18 years ago
IM BLUSHING!
Guest 18 years ago
hmmmm Somehow my mind goes to some body-builder chicks all oiled up...

shush

/hands Las a banana and a chai latte
Jinheim 18 years ago
That's the most homoerotic sig I have ever seen.
ROzbeans 18 years ago
JEALOUS.

Roz comforts Las' sig, "It's ok baby, he didnt mean it."

Lasairduan 18 years ago
Jinheim
That's the most homoerotic sig I have ever seen.


And you can't...keep...your...eyes...off...it...
Mai 18 years ago
Welcome Las!

And yes, thank you for bringing the very lickable sig with you.
Blackrabbit 18 years ago
Oh, hi.

Gilae 18 years ago
I'd hit it.
immy 18 years ago
I'd hit it

Twice.


/pets Las
Hi you. =)