Open chat / Ruin a wish - game / ROzbeans 21 years ago

Ruin a wish - game

Ok, I stole this off of Laney's board. Laney if you're reading this, thanks! =D hehe

Here are the rules, you make a wish and the next person breaks it and makes another.

Example:

I wish I had 1 million dollars.

(next poster)

Granted, but you have to use the 1 million for the lawsuit against you for copyright infringement. =D

You get the idea, I'll start!.

I wish I had a brand new car.

ROzbeans 21 years ago

I wish you did too... Wink

/cough...granted but then I'd say dirty things and that's just so out of the norm!

I wish my mind wasn't always in the gutter. =D

Blackrabbit 21 years ago

Granted... but now you're boring and we hate you.

I wish I weren't so mean!

Mai 21 years ago

Granted, now you're nice and everyone walks all over you. Cause you know..nice people finish last..

I wish I had another glass of coke. (yep, the coke again)

Lasairduan 21 years ago

Granted, but then your bladder would asplode.

I wish half the married women I meet online were as willing in real life. =)

Blackrabbit 21 years ago

Granted, but now you're s.o.l. when THEY realize you're nowhere near as cute in RL, so you don't get any at all. So sad!

I wish death by cheese was a viable form of punishment for felons.

ROzbeans 21 years ago

Granted, they join Roz Hartmann in a tub of nacho cheese and gurgle to songs like, 'Rain drops keep falling on my head' and 'Rico Suave'.

I wish my bra would stop poking me in the rib. =(

tamaelia 21 years ago

Granted, but now you find doing anything at all much more difficult due to the two boobie holder-uper slaves that must accompany you everywhere, holding aloft your boobies so you dont strain your back.

I wish I was able to press the mute button on people instead of just TV.

Lasairduan 21 years ago

Blackrabbit

Granted, but now you're s.o.l. when THEY realize you're nowhere near as cute in RL, so you don't get any at all. So sad!

I wish death by cheese was a viable form of punishment for felons.

Harsh.

Blackrabbit 21 years ago

Always! 🙂

Crikett 21 years ago

Granted, but you got the defective remote and Mute only works on you.

I wish us ladies to be fed strawberries and grapes by handsome men. (couldnt think of a damn wish)

Keriath 21 years ago

Granted, But all the men are enuchs (sp)

I wish i could talk on my cell phone and drive my truck, and not walk all over base during work.

Prosecution 21 years ago

You could roll around in your new wheel chair on base, but then you wouldn't be able to drive your truck with no feet.

I wish their was a command in all MMPOG's called /oralsex. Which would cause your significant other to give you oral sex while you played the video game.

Lasairduan 21 years ago

Granted, but you'd accidentally hit it when your mother in law was standing next to you instead of your significant other.

I wish this game wasn't in the public forum because it will one day show up on Google in conjunction with your name.

Crikett 21 years ago

Granted but Mae will just start another.

I wish my husband was not a Detroit Lions fan, GAWD that is so embarassing!!

Blackrabbit 21 years ago

Granted, but now he's a Tampa Bay Devil Rays fan.

I wish I had a pony.

Keriath 21 years ago

Granted, Now you realize too late that your pony has a fetish for young ones.

I wish my mind wasn't farther down the gutter than Mae's

Droggen 21 years ago

Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to join in the continuation of this grand game.

I wish my ass was propotionate to my body.

Crikett 21 years ago

Granted, but now you have the queer eye guys chasing you.

I wish that my fugly neighbor would quit hitting on me.

Claene 21 years ago

Granted, but now his dog won't stop humping your leg instead.

I wish I wasn't allergic to my cats

Blackrabbit 21 years ago

Granted - now you're allergic to yourself and life is ten times more miserable!

I wish my dog would learn how to use the cat's litterbox... when the cat isn't in it, of course.