Open chat / Ruin a wish - game / ROzbeans 20 years ago

Ruin a wish - game

Ok, I stole this off of Laney's board. Laney if you're reading this, thanks! =D hehe

Here are the rules, you make a wish and the next person breaks it and makes another.

Example:

I wish I had 1 million dollars.

(next poster)

Granted, but you have to use the 1 million for the lawsuit against you for copyright infringement. =D

You get the idea, I'll start!.

I wish I had a brand new car.

immy 20 years ago

Granted, but now your entire house is one big litter box. Every floor in your house is nothing but the grainy sandy stuff. And it smells.

I wish I could have a week-end getaway.

Crikett 20 years ago

Granted, but I don't think jail was the get-away you wanted.

I wish I didnt have to go to my aunt's house this weekend.

Dia 20 years ago

granted, instead your aunts comming over to your house unannounced.

I wish i could find a new place to live

Prosecution 20 years ago

But I just spilled orange juice on my couch......

I wish beer grew on trees.

Lasairduan 20 years ago

But then you'd have the awful smell of beer fermenting in your orchards.

I wish my balls weren't so godawful huge. Really. I mean it.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Granted, but now your parties lack that special quality that can only be from large testicles with presence.

I wish I had more vanilla chai latter. :(

immy 20 years ago

Granted.
*the truck carrying Vanilla Chai latte crashes into your house*

I wish I could find all my left socks that have disappeared over the years.

Prosecution 20 years ago

But then you'd have a whole bunch of left socks with not match.

I wish I had won EQ.

Keriath 20 years ago

Granted, BUt then you would have had to find something else to waste countless hours upon.

I wish i could run into Osama in Dearborn the next time i am home.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Granted, but here's there because he's engaged to your sister.

I wish for green grass.

Blackrabbit 20 years ago

Granted! The er, carpet and curtains are now green grass. You replace your razor with a small lawn-mower.

I wish I had a clue!

Dia 20 years ago

granted, you are given a clue to solving a episode of 'Murder She Wrote'

I wish i had blue moon ice cream right now

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Granted, but now the moon is blue and everyone looks like Nightelves at night!

I wish I had 1 million dollars!

Gilae 20 years ago

Granted, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel!

I wish I could fastforward to January.

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Granted, but then your legs would be all hairy from not being able to shave them!!! =x

I wish I could finish Veb's desktop of his characters =x

Sarah 20 years ago

Granted, but then you would be forced to complete all of the other work you have on the back burner.

I wish my children would behave.

Calimaryn 20 years ago

Granted, but now they are pod people that are going to eat your brains. I mean what else could explain well behaved kids?!

I wish my art looked half as good as everyone else's here. :bang

Aramous 20 years ago

Calimaryn

Granted, but now they are pod people that are going to eat your brains. I mean what else could explain well behaved kids?!

I wish my art looked half as good as everyone else's here. :bang

Granted but now you receive a plethera of e-mails asking for signature help and you disregard what goes on IRL.

I wish all forums were like this one. :)

Crikett 20 years ago

Granted, but then TAC is no longer the best :(

I wish it wasnt so damn hot outside

Sarah 20 years ago

Granted, but the result is perpetual winter, with no end in sight.

I wish my house could clean itself.