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A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
> around
> > >>the block?"
> > >>
> > >>Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
> > >>
> > >>"What's that mean?" asked the child.
> > >>
> > >>"Go ask your father. I think he's in ! the garage."
> > >>
> > >>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
> Belle for a
> > >>walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
> heat, and
> > >>to come to you."

> > >>
> > >>Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
> > >>
> > >>He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
> backside
> > >>with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but
> keep
> > >>Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
> > >>
> > >>The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog
> on the
> > >>leash.
> > >>
> > >>Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
> > >>
> > >>The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
> block, so
> > >>another dog is pushing her home."