EQisms

Intern: Hey, my girlfriend Marie is interning after me, you met her right?
Roz the l33t manager: Yeah I saw her on friday when she came in with her phat loot. (goes back to work)
Silence.
Intern: Well yeah, she wears layers a lot.
(Stops typing)
Roz the l33t manager: Wait, what? (pauses - THEN ROFL ENSUES) Oh my god, you think...no no, her phat loot...her Rave store bags. Her loot.
Intern blinks.
Roz the l33t manager: No no, it's...I was talking about...wait a sec. (Finishes laughing and then explains the term)
Intern: Oh, yeah. Wow for a second there...
Roz the l33t manager : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH whew.

Seriously, I laughed so hard. He thought I was calling his girl fat right to his face. I'm giggling here typing this.