The Angry Crayon

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Intern: Hey, my girlfriend Marie is interning after me, you met her right?
Roz the l33t manager: Yeah I saw her on friday when she came in with her phat loot. (goes back to work)
Silence.
Intern: Well yeah, she wears layers a lot.
(Stops typing)
Roz the l33t manager: Wait, what? (pauses - THEN ROFL ENSUES) Oh my god, you think...no no, her phat loot...her Rave store bags. Her loot.
Intern blinks.
Roz the l33t manager: No no, it's...I was talking about...wait a sec. (Finishes laughing and then explains the term)
Intern: Oh, yeah. Wow for a second there...
Roz the l33t manager : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH whew.

Seriously, I laughed so hard. He thought I was calling his girl fat right to his face. I'm giggling here typing this.

Rikr 20 years ago

so he equated loot=his woman. I can see how he got this confused. :) Roz the 1337 $p34|<3r ! You go girl!

Rikr 20 years ago

so he equated loot=his woman. I can see how he got this confused. :) Roz the 1337 $p34|<3r ! You go girl!

Mai 20 years ago

:lmao Gamer Speak should be a language course taught in college. We should demand all the signs be written in both languages!

Mai 20 years ago

:lmao Gamer Speak should be a language course taught in college. We should demand all the signs be written in both languages!

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Seriously, both my assistant and the intern look at me funny sometimes. I'd say huhu if I could get away with it. Instead i say, 'hihi' on the phone and it always makes the agents laugh. =D

ROzbeans 20 years ago

Seriously, both my assistant and the intern look at me funny sometimes. I'd say huhu if I could get away with it. Instead i say, 'hihi' on the phone and it always makes the agents laugh. =D

Mileron 20 years ago

Maelarya

Seriously, both my assistant and the intern look at me funny sometimes. I'd say huhu if I could get away with it. Instead i say, 'hihi' on the phone and it always makes the agents laugh. =D

If I get a customer a second time in one day, after my greeting and after their introduction, I'll say "rehi!"

Mileron 20 years ago

Maelarya

Seriously, both my assistant and the intern look at me funny sometimes. I'd say huhu if I could get away with it. Instead i say, 'hihi' on the phone and it always makes the agents laugh. =D

If I get a customer a second time in one day, after my greeting and after their introduction, I'll say "rehi!"

ROzbeans 20 years ago

lol!

ROzbeans 20 years ago

lol!

Droggen 20 years ago

yeah i feel stupid the other day i was IMing a Storm (bowling company) ball rep to order some eqpiment fo rmy new pro shop, this was going on for like two hours straght. i thenasered the phone and actuallay said el oh el

ROzbeans 20 years ago

No you didn't ROFL

Droggen 20 years ago

yes i did and i turned beat red and felt like a dumb ass, so i continued into the drill room and drilled myself my new storm bowling ball haha

totalbfs 20 years ago

That's hillarious. I laughed for several minutes! Then it reminded me of the time I was hanging out with my friends and instead of laughing I said "lol." I never knew I had sunk so low.

Masoyama 20 years ago

I told a buddy at Jiujitsu that I had to leave early to go home and work on wife faction ....

He looked at me like I was an Idiot.

Maeya 20 years ago

Guest 20 years ago

LOL nice

Rikr 20 years ago

I say Eye Are El to my GF all the time...she smacks me every time.

Sarah 20 years ago

I tend to say oh em gee in my head a lot. It's sad, I said it out loud once. *sigh*

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