Things that make you say WTF WERE YOU THINKING??

I seriously have to ask, is having your polo shirt collar UP considered fashionable now? I see these dumb 20's something fuckers wearing their collars like that and I want to pull them aside.

'Dude...whoever told you that looked good...LIED.'

I mean seriously? I almost said something to one guy, he fucking looked like Elvis with the fucking collar ALL the way up.

Another thing, I'm getting back in my car after stopping by the corner gas station to get some coffee right and this girl walks by my car. I about drop my coffee. She's wearing one of those cute half shirts and hipster pants.

ONLY SHE WEIGHS ABOUT 250lbs.

The good lord made me curvy and I'm a black man's wet dream and all, but I don't walk around in shit that is too tight for me.

I don't get fashion these days. I'll take nice blue jeans that are clean over some of the shit out there. And seriously, it's not flare, it's fucking bell bottoms. LIES! /stabs own eye

Mizen 20 years ago
Vex
hmmmm down here... over half the city is obese, or overweight in some way or another.

what i can't get enough of, is the pean bole walking next to the sack of flour. both wearing the same type clothing, usually LOW(hi pubes) cut jeans, and a shirt that is designed to show a little bit of belly.

in bean poles case, its alright.. in sack of flours case. it nearly invokes my gag reflex and i almost forget the staring rule.

im not saying i dress great or whatever. I wear regular long & lean size 8s from GAP (tall) and a_red_or_black_tanktop_01. always bra'd. on more gothy mood-days, its a black/purple corset with black pants.

may not be mainstream but at least my jelly donuts arent hanging out for everyone and their momma to see =x

i like curves just as much as the next guy, but i dont like LUMPS and LUMPS of LARD



Not every woman can be as dead sexy as yourself.
Mai 20 years ago
I hate to say this but some of the scary 80's fashion seems to be coming back. I swear some of the stuff on the rack looks like my mother's closet ( She has several decades worth of styles in there but tons of 80's purses, big belts, sequins, pastels and bright colours.) The turned up collar was very popular in South Florida at the time of Miami Vice and check out Lost Boys sometime for the fashion impaired things that were once cool. I just hope for the sake of the ozone the can of hairspray a day hairstyles don't come back. ;)

As far as people wearing the wrong things, it is sad that some people have no idea what would look good on them and so they buy what the media says is hot whether it should go on their body type or not. (which lets face it unless you are a starved waif then it probably doesn't.)

My grandmother works for a modeling agency and we were both laughing at a tee shirt the other day that read "Please Don't Feed The Models"
Sergon 20 years ago
Mai
I hate to say this but some of the scary 80's fashion seems to be coming back. I swear some of the stuff on the rack looks like my mother's closet ( She has several decades worth of styles in there but tons of 80's purses, big belts, sequins, pastels and bright colours.) The turned up collar was very popular in South Florida at the time of Miami Vice and check out Lost Boys sometime for the fashion impaired things that were once cool. I just hope for the sake of the ozone the can of hairspray a day hairstyles don't come back. ;)

As far as people wearing the wrong things, it is sad that some people have no idea what would look good on them and so they buy what the media says is hot whether it should go on their body type or not. (which lets face it unless you are a starved waif then it probably doesn't.)

My grandmother works for a modeling agency and we were both laughing at a tee shirt the other day that read "Please Don't Feed The Models"


Yea that psycho thats will Bobby Brady on the my fair Brady Show wore that one on the sureal life.

S
Gilae 20 years ago
80s fashions are back hardcore...have been for a couple years now. The super pointy shoes are 80s fashion. The return of the colour pink in the off the shoulder sweater style...80s. Those cheesy earrings that are huge and look like a bunch of little circles all attached together...also 80s. Pray we avoid the parachute pants and the ultra tapered legs.