Test for Dementia

Read the questions first and dont scroll to the answers until then. You'll ruin it if you do.

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>> Test for Dementia
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> Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
> instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK
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> Let's find out just how clever you really are
> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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> First Question:
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> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
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> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
> absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place,
> you are second!
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> Try not to screw up in the next question.
> To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the
> first question.
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> Second Question:
> If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
> again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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> You're not very good at this! Are you?
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> Third Question:
> Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
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> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another
> 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
> Now add 10. What is the total?
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> Did you get 5000?
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> The correct answer is actually 4100.
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> Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your
> day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
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> Fourth Question:
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> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
> 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> Answer: Nunu?
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> NO! Of course not.
> Her name is Mary. Read the question again
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> Okay, now the bonus round:
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> There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
> action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
> shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
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> Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
> should he express himself?
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> He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
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> PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
> SMART PEOPLE
> IN YOUR LIFE!

Den 20 years ago
OOOOhh...so not a fun thing to do to someone who had just woken up.
Maeya 20 years ago
I lose IRL
Onimi 20 years ago
lol good stuff
Xandare 20 years ago
i didnt get a single one right... lol i suck
Runyan 20 years ago
i got the mary one right, thats difficult as hell tho lol, jees
ROzbeans 20 years ago
I suck.
Sergon 20 years ago
My dads girlfriend sent it to me I thought it was very funny.

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Rainee 20 years ago
I got the last one right.

And afterwards I had to grab a calculator to check the third one... grr :lol
Gilae 20 years ago
Surprisingly, I only got the adding one wrong. I must be really with it today!
Addi 20 years ago
hahah i got them all wrong but im slightly intoxicated...although to be honest i probably would have gotten them all wrong anyways