Hostle

Anyone see this one yet? We went to go see it. Crowded theater, 5 minutes till start...found perfect seats in the middle.....ZAP...the power went out. Didn't get to see it.

Is it worth seeing? Anyone?

Carly 20 years ago
No, it was lame. The first half of the movie was sitting there waiting for it to get to the point with a few boob shots and then when it did you got some vomit and some blood and then it was over. I was highly disappointed.
Guest 20 years ago
The reviews I read pretty much stated all the previews with the gory stuff ruin the movie because they already tell you the climax. The stuff preceding was supposed to build tension i.e. the movie was not intended to be an all-out gorefest.
Rikr 20 years ago
:( gah...I am now disappointed.
dirtle 20 years ago
This movie was FUCKING AWESOME. Imagine a soft core porn + comedy + massive gore all in one..... two thumbs up from dirt mcgirt
Rikr 20 years ago
dirtle
This movie was FUCKING AWESOME. Imagine a soft core porn + comedy + massive gore all in one..... two thumbs up from dirt mcgirt


Right on! I'm back in the game!
Carly 20 years ago
dirtle
This movie was FUCKING AWESOME. Imagine a soft core porn + comedy + massive gore all in one..... two thumbs up from dirt mcgirt


Except make it very little softcore porn + mediocre comedy + some gore. Lame, don't waste your money.
Rikr 20 years ago
aaaaaand I'm back out of the game. :(
ROzbeans 19 years ago
Borrowed this from our neighbor and watched it last night. Actually I borrowed it last weekend and I've been building my confidence up to watch it by myself. SCARIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR - uh, not really and if there were scary parts, it was after the 58 minutes of porn - and not even good porn. =/

Spoilers -


Basically it's a small euro town that lures people to its hostel to sell them to people who want to experience killing another human. Killing, torturing - whatever. It's not even that gory - saw3 was gory...er. 3 guys backpack thru Europe, they get enticed by another weirdo they meet at some other place who shows them pictures of him in an orgy at this hostel. So they go. First guy disappears. Second guy gets tortured and killed. Third guy looks for them, gets taken to the place, gets tortured a little, makes it out, saves a girl they met who just k ills herself after she sees how fucked up her face is after this other american goes all apeshit on her, she jumps in front of the train, third guy finds and follows one of the guys involved in the whole thing, tortures him in the bathroom and then kills him. He gets back on the train and goes.

The End.

Pathetic and sad. I'm so glad I didn't pay money to see this. =/
Trakhina 19 years ago
Borrowed my sister's copy. Took too damn long to get to the point. Believing places like this quite possibly exist is about the only scary part.