IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN DUDE!!!!
It's like a Where's Waldo of reasons dude won't get laid. How many can YOU pick out?
Prosecution
20 years ago
He's probably one those girls little brother. He's happy to be at a college drinking beer. Don't worry Waldo, a frat guy will screw your sister on that bed later tonight.
Dia
20 years ago
bitches love mario
Sergon
20 years ago
Im goign to have to go with pros on this one. He already achieved one of his main goals for the night and that was scoring beer underage. I don think he will worry about getting any.
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Mirabela
20 years ago
I don't know, those girls do look like they might need someone to do their biology homework for them.
/gasp at myself
/gasp at myself
Wasidun
20 years ago
Girls are always impressed with Hooters T-shirts and Super Nintendo's . . .
Sarah
20 years ago
Not to mention Family Guy posters on the wall in a weird random place
Draegloth
20 years ago
see, I bed to differ with you all. he definitely will get laid.
see, there's six feet of silk rope, a bat, and some duct tape under his bed all working in his favor.
I speak from experience.
see, there's six feet of silk rope, a bat, and some duct tape under his bed all working in his favor.
I speak from experience.
Mizen
20 years ago
For some reason, this guy reminds me of that Bloodcell guy that used to post on SRC.
Den
20 years ago
LMAO! And this coming from the guy who was just wondering why he was suffering a dry spell?
Draegloth
see, I bed to differ with you all. he definitely will get laid.
see, there's six feet of silk rope, a bat, and some duct tape under his bed all working in his favor.
I speak from experience.
LMAO! And this coming from the guy who was just wondering why he was suffering a dry spell?
Cobert
20 years ago
Hes drinking light beer.
Draegloth
20 years ago
I ran out of duct tape.
Shay
LMAO! And this coming from the guy who was just wondering why he was suffering a dry spell?
I ran out of duct tape.
Den
20 years ago
Not only that, but...warm? The box is sitting right there on the floor. :P
BTW...who is this boy?
Elvaiz
Hes drinking light beer.
Not only that, but...warm? The box is sitting right there on the floor. :P
BTW...who is this boy?
Mizen
20 years ago
Some random picture I came across on a Google image search.
Den
20 years ago
OH! Okay...I guess it doesnt hurt to rip him up then. Btw...that middle girl looks like she's going to come out of her top any second...no one else noticed that though?
Draegloth
20 years ago
looks like three ugly people in an ugly room to me... who cares if they fuck?