when is cute ... not so cute??

Late last night I was playing BF2 not paying to much attention. My son Jake went up to my wife and said ...

"Here Mommy you can have these." as he gives her a small bowl with about 20 peanuts in it.

"Wow, Jakey thats very nice for you to share" she encourages, but realizing we don't have any peanuts in the house. We do however have mixed nuts. So she thinks she is so clever that she has deduced this and as she eats them she asks ... "Jakey did you eat all the other nuts and leave just the peanuts??" ... in her CSI ways.

she eats another .. "you sure you didn't eat just all the big ones??"


"No Mommy, I just ate all the chocolate ones ..." he replied.

"Joey??" she aks me "Did you give Jakey some trail mix?"


"No I just gave him some peanut M & Ms !!!"


She didn't think she was so clever after that as she got a very sour look on her face as she just realized that the boy sucked all the chocolate off the M&Ms and left her just a bowl full of spit covered peanuts.

Den 20 years ago
LOL - Your son sounds like such fun!
Vex 20 years ago
*gags* GROOSSSSSS
Prosecution 20 years ago
Your son rocks! And he has learned the ways of the world, take the gold, and tell people about the coal your giving them in the greatest way possible. They will love the crap you give them, even though your rich!
Mirabela 20 years ago
awww que cute!
Lillaanya 20 years ago
Ok, I'm sorry...but that is funny.... and it sounds just like something my daughter would do hehe.
Dia 20 years ago
ahahahaha!

submit that to parents magazine. youll get like 25 bucks and they'll publish it. my favorite part of the magazine is the section of stories like that.

my fav is the one where the mom went to the hair dresser and the hair dresser asked the kid what color they should make mommys hair and the kid replied. " yellow like her teeth!"
Masoyama 20 years ago
do you go to babycenter.com?

Thats where my (pregnant) wife spends most of her time.

I also will show her your sig.
Rikr 20 years ago
Jake will be a leader within his generation.....I swear it!
FyreGarnett 20 years ago
omg ~ i could so see my son doing that ~ which is why i never put anything near my mouth that my children have touched until i can confirm exactly what it is!!!
Addi 20 years ago
Grats maso, didnt know you got your wife knocked up!!! /high five
Mai 20 years ago
:lmao that's great.

My brother was told he couldn't have a bag of M&M's once. He still went around to everyone upstairs. "Can you open this?" No, you were told you couldn't have them. A little while later he comes up with the open bag and is munching on them. I asked where he got them. Mikey opened them for me. He did?!?! I go down to my husband, why did you open the bag for him when he was told he couldn't have them? He said "He came downstairs and said his mom asked if I could open the bag for him so I did."

Little bugger was 3.
FyreGarnett 20 years ago
omg Mai! smart kid ya got there!
Adiene 20 years ago
ROFL!