Candy Bars and kids

A Boy was sitting on a park bench enjoying his self. He had a bag on his lap and was eating a tasty candy bar.

An Old man came upon him and asks if he could share the bench.

The Boy agreed as he took a second candy bar out of the bag and proceeded to eat it.

Then he finished and took a third out. The old man watched as the youngster ate it.

Then a fourth;

Then a fifth...

And finally a sixth, and the old man exclaimed,

"Hey their Sonny, you know that is the 6th candy bar you have eaten!"

"You know what sir, my grand dad lived to be 107."

"Wow ... you're grand dad lived to be 107 eating 6 candy bars a day?"





"No, he lived to 107 because he knew how to mind his own god damn business!"