chat humour

"Funniest Chat Quotes"

T-Wolf: man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
RdAwG20: you don't live in Hope mills do you?
T-Wolf: ya, why man?
RdAwG20: lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
T-Wolf: you mother fucker

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
ab: HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Zybl0re: get up
Zybl0re: get on up
Zybl0re: get up
Zybl0re: get on up
hxl|paper: and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
[SA]HatfulOfHollow: i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

mage: what should I give sister for unzipping?
Kevyn Um. Ten bucks?
mage: no I mean like, WinZip?

i8b4uUnderground: d-_-b
BonyNoMore: how u make that inverted b?
BonyNoMore: wait
BonyNoMore: never mind

jeebus: the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus: he was a fucken impostor
jeebus: never once moved diagonally

Th3No0b: Im going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b: Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish: why the clown
Th3No0b: See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAmish: lmao

MooseOnDaLoose: Hey Mike
goatboy: what?
MooseOnDaLoose: Pussy.
goatboy: er?
MooseOnDaLoose: Pussy.
goatboy: and?
MooseOnDaLoose: Pussy.
goatboy: ...
MooseOnDaLoose: Pussy.
goatboy: i dont get it
MooseOnDaLoose: AND YOU NEVER WILL.
goatboy: bastard

ohm: damn
ohm: FUCK
ohm: DAMN
ohm: i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
ohm: FUCK
ohm: i go like this to her
ohm: "i want to suck on your clit"
ohm: FUCK

Raven: I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
Raven: It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

UKDJ|Planet: I swear to god
UKDJ|Planet: I've just heard a duck tell a joke
Jock: o...k
UKDJ|Planet: there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
UKDJ|Planet: one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
UKDJ|Planet: then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
UKDJ|Planet: it looked just like duck stand-up come