It would be funnier if she called you a penis, but laughable still. Uncle crapex's little girl is growing up for sure!
what did you say?
So I'm sitting here at work for a couple hours with Catherine since I didn't want to take vacation hours to be off today (so i'm leaving early cuz i'm the boss!!) and she asks if she can watch her movie.
'In a minute, let me finish this and we'll go up to my office.' (Doing paperwork.)
'Ok, but I don't want you to lie to me.'
'Alright Catherine, I'm not.'
'Because I'll call you a nipple if you do.'
'Ok babe...wait - what did you call me?'
Innocent look - 'A nipple.'
(laughing ensues)
'Mommy?'
Wipes a tear, 'Yeah babe.'
'What's a nipple?'
(more laughing...)
carpex
19 years ago
Vex
19 years ago
ROFL... where did she hear that at ?
ROzbeans
19 years ago
I don't know but she kept saying it to make me laugh yesterday lol.
Masoyama
19 years ago
You know some times when you want a couple of pillows and a blanket and want to be comfortable on the couch?
whats that called?
Ask Jake and he will tell you hes is trying to get CUNT TI FEE.
whats that called?
Ask Jake and he will tell you hes is trying to get CUNT TI FEE.
ROzbeans
19 years ago
ROFL!!!!!!!!
Sarah
19 years ago
My youngest can't say funk or funky very well. Things get quite comical when she tells someone to get funky.
Temprah
19 years ago
lol!! y'all's kids sound so cute =D
Rikr
19 years ago
I cant say what my boy has learned, witout you guys washing your eyes out with soap. :(
And believe it or not, I'm almost sure that he possibly learned it from someone other then me.
And believe it or not, I'm almost sure that he possibly learned it from someone other then me.
tamaelia
19 years ago
I love kid quotes...they are so very genuine and honest :D
My son, when he was nearly 4 wanted to know how the beans got in his penis. After a flash of panic that he had somehow inserted some beans (shudders) I realised he was talking about his testicles. I sent him to his dad for that conversation.
He also calls his penis his lightsabre in the bath. I just don't want to know. /flees
Roz, it is awesome when they keep saying something to make you laugh. That girl has a top sense of humour!
My son, when he was nearly 4 wanted to know how the beans got in his penis. After a flash of panic that he had somehow inserted some beans (shudders) I realised he was talking about his testicles. I sent him to his dad for that conversation.
He also calls his penis his lightsabre in the bath. I just don't want to know. /flees
Roz, it is awesome when they keep saying something to make you laugh. That girl has a top sense of humour!
Vex
19 years ago
BEANS ROFLMAO
Gilae
19 years ago
These are the things I'm looking forward to! Right now, David's just discovering he HAS a penis...we aren't nearly to the "identifying the beans" stage yet. I am scared he's going to hurt himself though cause he keeps grabbing at his junk and pulling it super hard.
Mileron
19 years ago
Well, he'll learn pretty quick that it's a soft touch that he needs and not a truck-hauling yank.
Sarah
19 years ago
He's trying to get it to his mouth. To him it's just another thing to explore and since he's a baby that means it needs to go in his mouth. He'll stop once he hurts himself a few times.
Xandare
19 years ago
ummm... I'm still trying to get it in my mouth... so until I can I have to settle with someone else's mouth... I don't see an end in sight for that..
:D
Kaytana
He's trying to get it to his mouth. To him it's just another thing to explore and since he's a baby that means it needs to go in his mouth. He'll stop once he hurts himself a few times.
ummm... I'm still trying to get it in my mouth... so until I can I have to settle with someone else's mouth... I don't see an end in sight for that..
:D
Mileron
19 years ago
Dude, if you saw your end, you'd be able to get it in your mouth. So figure it out, make buku billions, give me ten percent, and we'll call it square, k?