My office was broken into today.
And all they took were my chicken burgers for lunch.
I shit you not. They took my lunch. They violated me, touched my shit, rummaged through my desks, broke open my lab cabinets and only took my lunch. I feel disgusted, dirty and shook up - and I have no lunch.
:cry:
ROzbeans
19 years ago
/hug Thanks all. Feeling better, I can at least make a joke out of it. I'm gonna take my assistant out to lunch though. =x
Den
19 years ago
Hmmmm...that's it! Your assistant wanted to go out to lunch all along, and staged it, knowing if you had no lunch...heh ;)
tamaelia
19 years ago
Shay may be onto something....
/huggles Roz, now STFU and get over it, you drama-seeking queen! *hows that for CC5 on RL?*
/huggles Roz, now STFU and get over it, you drama-seeking queen! *hows that for CC5 on RL?*
I am sure she knows I am completely kidding, but just incase, the above is a total J/K. I would feel dreadful in that situation too.
Calimaryn
19 years ago
Sorry to hear this Roz. :( Perhaps you could look into getting an alarm on the company dime. Because a broken window would set it off and next time it could be the 2grand ekg machine!
*hugs*
*hugs*
ROzbeans
19 years ago
It's all good - I'm glad there's something funny to laugh about. It could have been so much worse =x
Darsa
19 years ago
I'm just glad they didn't physically hurt you or anyone else! *hugs*
Sarah
19 years ago
I know I'm really late getting to this, but I just wanted to offer you a hug. :huggy
ROzbeans
19 years ago
My assistant left about an hour before closing and I felt fine being by myself. I can't get over the feeling, though, that I'll walk in tomorrow to the same thing. It's left me pretty grumpy, unfortunately. =/ I kept getting fingerprint dust on my hands, so I was constantly reminded of it every time I looked down at them. Again, it could've been worse.
Thanks for the hugs and stuffs, y'all =) Meant a lot to me /hug
Thanks for the hugs and stuffs, y'all =) Meant a lot to me /hug
Jetamio
19 years ago
*hugs* Weird people.
Someone stole my bike off the train once :( Was 12 and a half miles to my school, so I got the train most of the way and cycled the rest. One day we were drawing up to my stop and my bike was gone. Had to walk all the way home, sucked :(
Someone stole my bike off the train once :( Was 12 and a half miles to my school, so I got the train most of the way and cycled the rest. One day we were drawing up to my stop and my bike was gone. Had to walk all the way home, sucked :(
Shaelynn
19 years ago
ack roz! *hugs*
Sartori
19 years ago
Ack! :huggy I'm so sorry to hear that. I had my house burglarized several years ago, and it's hard to describe how violated you feel. I'm glad all they took was your lunch! I hope you're ok, and that the chicken thieves will soon be apprehended!
Verileah
19 years ago
Jesus Christ, they stole you're fucking -food-! Unbelievable! Think they'll catch the bad guys?
ROzbeans
19 years ago
I don't know, they left their friggin fingerprints everywhere from what I can tell. They dusted the chicken burger box (that's just all sorts of funny saying that) and I looked at it - there were fingerprints on it, probably mine but i didn't see any smudged ones either. I'm thinking they may not have been smart enough (or sober enough) to put on any of the 2000 pair of latex and vinyl gloves we have here. /rolls eyes
tamaelia
19 years ago
Hey Roz, maybe you should be wearing the latex when eating lunch... just to rule yourself out of any investigations?!
/ponders Roz and latex in the same sentence and gets giggly
/ponders Roz and latex in the same sentence and gets giggly
ROzbeans
19 years ago
I should, i just got jelly from my sandwich on a letter I had to send to one of my examiners hehe
Slovman
19 years ago
I offer you Calvin & Hobbes therapy:
ROzbeans
19 years ago
HAHAHA I totally thought of Calvin and Hobbes when it happened! The, I think, next one after that where the dad can't sleep. One of those bitter sweet strips. Some other managers are joking with me about chicken burgers. I said, 'I was CHICKENBURGERALIZED!' I feel a lot better today =)
Starry
19 years ago
Awww, that really sucks. Im sorry they took your snacks. =[
It is strange they just took food, and nothing of "value". (Other than food is very important, omg!)
And was the popcorn needed-to-be-popped? Cuz thatll be hard to pop out in the cold frozen Alaskan landscape.
*I know Alaska is beautiful in the summer. /jealous!
It is strange they just took food, and nothing of "value". (Other than food is very important, omg!)
And was the popcorn needed-to-be-popped? Cuz thatll be hard to pop out in the cold frozen Alaskan landscape.
*I know Alaska is beautiful in the summer. /jealous!
DawnStar
19 years ago
Oh Roz...that's horrid! It's never easy getting broken in to but...your lunch? Had something maybe just as weird happen ~ altho they took scads of stuff as well, they took my...my...what was it you called it FyreGarnett? My happy what???
tamaelia
19 years ago
LOL Roz, my son told me a funny joke and it made me think of this.
Q. What do you do when someone steals your fast food?
A. Hit the burger alarm.
/giggle
Q. What do you do when someone steals your fast food?
A. Hit the burger alarm.
/giggle