People's Choice Awards

Why, god, why did I waste my time on this shit?

Here's a bunch of reasons why the People's Choice Awards that aired this evening sucked much ass:

a.) A couple dozen celebrities (biggest being Mel Gibson and Will Smith) looking bored out of their everloving minds. Obviously the big celebrities (or most of them, anyway) think anything given to them by the people aren't worth showing up for. Frankly, when the show is this lame, I don't blame them.
b.) STUPID retarded flame-ass awards like "Crest Presents Favorite Smile!" which are mere reasons for a sponsor to run their ad while we breathlessly await the results! And, of course, every single one was awarded to a big-time celebrity (Julia Roberts for Favorite Smile, in case anyone gives a shit), who wasn't there. Big fucking deal!
c.) Screaming people in the audience that made everyone accepting an award sit there and say "Thank you! Thank you!" ad nauseum until the morons shut the hell up. Which is pretty goddamn painful for people sitting at home watching. I think Ellen DeGeneres was about to pitch her award into the audience if they didn't shut their holes.
d.) Retarded categories. Who gives a crap about Best Reality Makeover? That doesn't even make any sense. We made over a reality show? Or was it for Best Reality Makeover SHOW?!? Finish the name of the damn category and maybe I might give a crap.
e.) Most of their awards were given out before the show, as proven by the long montage of awards that were given out before the show. Why give out "Best Leading Lady" on-air but give out "Best Leading Man" before the show? And then instead of "Best Leading Man," you have "Best Reality Makeover" ?? (SHOW ... Best Reality Makeover SHOW, god damn it....)
f.) It was obvious that the winners were aware of their awards beforehand, mostly because in the commercial segment following Marg Helgenberger's win for Best TV Actress, CBS chose to run a commercial congratulating her on her win. Nice. I feel used.

I could go on but I'm just pissed off that I wasted my time on this retarded show. Can you tell?