cute joke =)

Jack woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

Jack read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

patslash 16 years ago
totally evil
Xandare 16 years ago
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage


Thats what i'm calling it from now on...
ROzbeans 16 years ago
I don't get what that means. =x
Lessa 16 years ago
well.. you know what a hemorrhage is right? hehe
ROzbeans 16 years ago
Yeah, but what does that have to do with the monkey?
Lessa 16 years ago
not sure why she calls it a monkey.. maybe in reference to the circus.. tiger or lion mighta been more fitting lol
ROzbeans 16 years ago
So she's on her period?
Lessa 16 years ago
yeah, that would be why he demands head after.. so typical
ROzbeans 16 years ago
Boy I ruined that joke LOL
Vex 16 years ago
you sure did!

are you going blond ?
Mileron 16 years ago
Vex;81858
you sure did!

are you going blond ?


No, she's pregnant. I've heard that can be worse
ROzbeans 16 years ago
Har!!
SnowDragon 16 years ago
That was to funny. Poor Roz already having those pregnancy moments.