Is anyone alive? Or atleast awake?

I'm sitting here in the dim light, laptop ahoy! A little tipsy, watching the cop cars chase the drunks who are fucking stupid enough to go driving on this lovely, if quiet saturday night. Sunday morning now I suppose. My kids are both tucked in bed as they should be and here I find myself unable to sleep, bored, hell.. even possibly lonely. My own voice now sounds quite obnoxious to me (terrible habit of blurting out anything that pops in my head when I've been drinking) and it's near one in the morning here for me.

Anyone alive at TAC? Not sure where I'm supposed to put something like this, but I have a cookie with whomever's awake to share it. No worries, it's a splenda cookie. So it's only half as evil as it could be.