WoW Rant... because you can't get enough of them.

A Paladin, two mages, a warlock and a priest went into a bar one day....

No, they went into Shadow Fang Keep.

Hey guys, when you asked me to run tank for y'all... did you do it because I was five levels above you and heavily armored? Swung a big sword?

Then please tell me why one of you mages are running and HITTING mobs with your little sticks like you'd actually do damage?

Warlock my friend, could you please tell your big blue voidwalker to not be aggressive to the point that I get to deal with a Son of Arugal every two minutes?

Priest, I know I can ressurect the dead too... but would you kindly mind NOT managing to stand in a spawn spot every other time we stop to strategize?


And finally... Do not yell at me that you need buffs, healing AND me to be your tank at the same time! I know hot keys are my friend but eesh! How about we don't yell at the paladin at all.


Oh yes, and thank you group leader for making sure that you got the good loot at the end and ran off with it. We were all so thrilled.

I'll be sure to run this instance with yall often, mmhm.

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Heh. That was a bad night... found that rant in my notes to self folder. What made things worse was I was nine months pregnant the night that actually happened and sort of err... blew up afterwards at my husband who was one of the two mages, but he played the one who actually used their spells rather than a flimsy staff to do damage.

A good cry and an hour later, I repeated the instance with a much better group... SFK in under thirty minutes FTW! Literal run through.